Me: plays bassnectar radio on pandora

Pandora: plays skrillex

Me: throws phone out the window

If the earth does not give it to you then you simply do not need it.

Unless your name is Dave Franco don’t expect me to put up with your shit.

Dear Baby Jesus,

Thank you, for both James and Dave Franco.

I will never not smile at a child I feel like it turns them off to the world and makes them think that the world is a cold and distant place and I don’t feel that’s fair to either of us